Kirby (DavuuWart)

Kirby is a character from the YouTube channel DavuuWart. He's described as grumpy, and is racist as well.

Why He's Not The Law

 * 1) FIRST AND FOREMOST, like all of DavuuWart's characters themselves, recasting an iconic family friendly character like Kirby beginning from a silly pink ball with a heart of gold to an absolute jerk who's racist to everyone is an extremely abysmal idea, which is why it angered many Kirby fans. Kirby himself was very likable, but this version sucks out all his charm and turns him into a completely racist jerk, hence it's a huge final blow to the original Kirby himself.
 * 2) To make matters worse, it was not only terrible but it was totally flanderized as DavuuWart has, just like his characters.
 * 3) He is very unlikable, psychopathic, rude and annoying.
 * 4) He is NEVER friendly to the people around him, especially King Dedede.
 * 5) Not only is he not friendly to the neighbors, buthe is also not friendly to the viewers, since he calls them a bad name in an episode.
 * 6) To add more salt to the wound, he is also not friendly to his friends, like Waddle Doo. The two were basically just going for a walk, then Waddle Doo says that there is heavy wind and is impossible to fly as they will get blown away by the wind, but Kirby just tells him to shut up and calls him a bad name.
 * 7) In the Nightmare in Dreamland Parody another Waddle Dee gave a testimony where he was a victim to Kirby, in the scene, the Waddle Dee was out walking, until he bumped into Kirby, the collision hurt his leg, but continued his walk  until he saw KIRBY EATING BOTH OF HIS children and mistreating HIS pet, and worse, he raped Waddle Dee's wife. We wish we were making it up.
 * 8) *Also his flashback is very cruel and disturbing.
 * 9) *Worse still, Kirby kills said Waddle Dee and even the police officer who tried to arrest Kirby.
 * 10) *Also, no other police officers came to stop him, meaning he's a mh:loathsomecharacters:Karma Houdini.
 * 11) His voice is quite unpleasant and very ear-piercing.
 * 12) His design is notably ugly, due to his eyebrows, so he actually looks like Kirby with Angry Bird eyebrows.
 * 13) He's also very egotistical. After murdering the same traumatized Waddle Dee and police officer, he says that he is the law, but that's absolutely not true.
 * 14) He tries too hard to be funny and edgy, but fails, as mentioned before, he is very rude so there isn't a sense of humor as a result.
 * 15) Like the Waddle Dees, In the Kirby's Dreamland Parody: Kirby runs into Whispy Woods, Whispy told him if he wants to get past he needs to kill him, so Kirby decides to pee in and on him to the point where Whispy Woods suffers from agony, which is disgustingly cruel. Also, there was a family of squirrels in there, another instance of this Kirby abusing animals.
 * 16) He gives Kirby himself a bad name.
 * 17) In an episode, he, along with a Lakitu, literally sneaked into Lara Croft from Tomb Raider's house, and catch her showering.
 * 18) He also once used his robobot armor to punch a bus with young waddle dees in it, due to the force everyone in the bus was killed.

The only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) He sometimes gets what he deserves, examples his house getting destroyed by Dr. Robotnik, losing it in the process, or being sued by Alexey Pajitnov, and dying soon after for an unexplained reason.