Squash (Game Fan)

Squash is a character from Game Fan. He was a former teacher. Also, he is described as strict and bossy who sometimes acts like a jerk to the plants.

Why He Should Get Squashed

 * 1) He is so rude and harsh towards the students, especially Peashooter and Wall-Nut themselves.
 * 2) He's mainly shown to be cranky and grumpy almost ALL THE TIME for no reason.
 * 3) For some people, his voice is dull and at a mediocre range.
 * 4) He is dumb, when Peashooter spitted gum on the floor, he told him to pick it up, but instead makes him eat it and spit it in the trash.
 * 5) His grin is unexplainably bad and ugly. No joke, skip to 1:04.
 * 6) He treats Wall-Nut like shit just because of him having pink eyes, as he thinks it's contact lenses, and even says "Bullshit" to him, which proves he can be both an Idiot Houdini and an overreacter at the same time.
 * 7) He's an alcoholic, as in this video, he drinks beer.
 * 8) Similar to Peashooter, he doesn't keep his homeworld clean, he instead jumps around and makes craters on the floor.
 * 9) He is rude to his servants, when he was leaving the room, he tries to scare him by saying he has put something in his body that will kill him if he leaves.
 * 10) Plus, he hardly ever works at the lawn, even though the servant told him to.
 * 11) Another time, he trapped Wall-Nut in a catapult and flung him away. He then makes an ugly frown.
 * 12) At one point, he even stepped on Lava Guava just because of him smoking a cigarrete, which was absolutely uncalled for.
 * 13) His dance is  CRINGE-WORTHY . No joke, see the clip for all of its cringe. The face he is making makes it, even more cringe and also causes Wall-Nut himself to cringe as well.
 * 14) He never gets any comeuppance for what he does, so he's a mh:loathsomecharacters:Karma Houdini.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) He can be funny at times.
 * 2) "DID YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND MY WORDS?!"

Trivia

 * 1) For some reason, in Game Fan's later videos, he does not work as a teacher. That might have meant he has got fired for his cruelty towards students.