Pinkie Pie (PONY.MOV)

Pinkie Pie is one of the main characters from Max Gilardi's series, PONY.MOV. She is a prostitute who loves partying hard. Due to her lifestyle, her life is depressing.

Why She Sucks

 * 1) She can't seem to fight her addiction to drinking, drugs, or partying.
 * 2) She shoots her period blood at people, which is disgusting!
 * 3) * She even got her period blood in Spike's mouth!
 * 4) According to Spike, she fucked a snail!
 * 5) In April of 2012, she got arrested for attempting to shoplift large quantities of ammonia and pseudoephedrine.
 * 6) Her mean girl personality is unappealing.
 * 7) She always thought Spike was cute and wanted him to "come over and fuck her", thus making her a pedophile.
 * 8) She's an attention whore, as she wrote a horrible autobiography called My Daddy Made Me Put Glass In My Vagina. It's about her father doing "unspeakable" things to her, including:
 * 9) * Forcing her to put glass in her vagina.
 * 10) * Forcing her to eat her own hair.
 * 11) * Hitting her in the head with a Sega Dreamcast.
 * 12) * Locking her in the basement and blasting "Blood on the Dance Floor" for 17 hours after refusing to say the Lord's prayer.
 * 13) * Her father even stated that he never did anything her book says he did.
 * 14) After Twilight told her she needed to get some help, Pinkie claimed that's she's just jealous because "boys think she's prettier than her" and that "she has a horse face." (The "horse face" part is true, but Pinkie was just plain rude).
 * 15) Photos, such as her flashing her breasts and her mugshot may disturb some people.
 * 16) Along with Rainbow Dash, she bullied Fluttershy.
 * 17) * She and Rainbow kicked her ass.
 * 18) * In senior prom, she dumped a bucket full of Rainbow Dash's period blood on her.
 * 19) She gave MLP:FiM Pinkie Pie a bad name.
 * 20) She makes hideous facial expressions.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) She went to rehab in SWAG.MOV.
 * 2) Her character design, when not off-model, is passable.

Trivia

 * She was originally voiced by Arin Hanson, but was later on voiced by Max Gilardi.
 * She probably has a crush on Big Macintosh, as she is seen having sex with him in PARTY.MOV.
 * In PARTY.MOV, she has breast implants.
 * Out of the Seven Deadly Sins, she represents Lust.
 * There's an uncensored version of the photo of Pinkie flashing her breasts. However, due to it violating Miraheze's content policy, nobody's allowed to link the photo.